What if they weren't Poker Players?

Phil Hellmuth as a jewellery shop owner. He has a strange obsession with all the gold bracelets pictured behind him. One Customer reported his unwillingness to let one of his precious 11 go. He then stroked them and whispered "My Precious". Hellmuth's 11 Gold Bracelets were then reported missing closely followed by Phil himself Thought to be in pursuit of his bracelets, Phil was forgotten about for three years. Three years on during the world series of poker main event a mysterious creature appeared in the Amazon room wearing an Ultimate Bet hat and a "Precious" gold bracelet. It is thought, this creature is a mutilated version of Phil after three years of longing for gold bracelets took it's toll on him. It had taken over his body. He was thought to be in pursuit of the one bracelet to rule them all. The 2008 Main Event Bracelet. The creature was then taken into custody by police and was reported to be letting out large screeches while being hauled away. In a statement released by police. The creature admitted to being Hellmuth, The best No Limit Hold'em player in the world, He also stated that he could dodge bullets baby. Upon being released, He told one officer he couldnt even spell poker and proceeded to call everyone a donk on the way out of the building.

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